||[Feb. 23rd, 2012|12:10 am]
Summary: Buffy has the worst luck. All she does is step out to stretch her legs and badness ensues.
Warnings: Explicit language, explicit violence, explicit sex, non-con, dub-con, bondage, spanking, anal, humiliation, and multiple character deaths.
Author’s Note: This story will not be for everyone. It’s a tragedy that evolves into a black comedy. For comparison: if From Dusk Til Dawn made you giggle, you’ll probably enjoy this.
Rating: FRAO (GV): Adults Only Please: Graphic Sexual Situations and/ or Gratuitous Violence.
Pairings: Buffy/Willow, Buffy/Fem OC, Andrew/Giles, Andrew/Fem OC, Faith/Xander, Buffy/Faith.
Word Count: 15,064 @ Chapter 3.
Comma Guy: Howard Russell.
Disclaimer: Another day, another…they don’t pay me anything at all. I just do this to amuse myself and you. That’s what allows me and mine to slip under the radar while playing with characters created by those more fortunate than us.
Distribution: DreamWidth & AO3.
Feedback: That’d be peachy.